South Carolina, in fact, is where the most interesting news is coming from. Our good friend Mike Huckabee, eager to prove his southern folksiness, gives us this valuable tidbit:
When I was in college, we used to take a popcorn popper - because that was the
only thing they would let us use in the dorm - and we would fry squirrels in a
popcorn popper in the dorm room.
So yeah. Obviously, there's a whole aspect of dorm cooking that I've never experienced. Next time I'm hungry in the middle of the night, I'll just go out and find a squirrel. There's no way this could possibly go wrong.
2 comments:
What is a popcorn popper? Is that even a real appliance? Are we talking about a microwave here, or is this more the jiffy pop style popcorn you would pop on a hot plate. Either way...I'm forgoing the obvious 'why' involved in this situation...it's Mike Huckabee.
I'm guessing it looks something like this: http://www.sweetmarias.com/perfpopp.jpg
So, essentially, a metal bucket that you could fit a squirrel and some oil in.
But still, the fact that he had to a) catch a squirrel and b) deep fry it in a popcorn maker makes Huckabee a million times the dorm chef I am. I just manage to make a nice incision into the skin of my finger while trying to cut cheese to make nachos. Clearly, I can never run for president.
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